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right let's uh let's do some news news

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gets on all right the HTC vive headset

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the VR headset is now nearing a hundred

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thousand units in sale so that's pretty

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astounding how much does that run in per

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unit price about seven eight hundred

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bucks okay and yes up there but it's

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good it's a very good VR set you know

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they have the oculus rift which is

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Facebook back and I think even Microsoft

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has made some agreements with using the

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occupation the HTC is the competitor to

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that the but they and Microsoft has

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their own was the Microsoft they have

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they're all made a reality kind of thing

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going on which is not the strip VR if

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you look at like a wall we will put

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something on the wall I forget with us

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call but yeah that's listen works as

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well yeah every but everybody's got one

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Playstations got one coming yes uh it's

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all happening with me are I'm I totally

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on board yet with it oh yeah here's no

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headline here Obama administration joint

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effort with corporations to resettle

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refugees through the work visa program

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so we know there's a limit on the amount

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of refugees the US is able to take in

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but they can get around that number by

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having corporations import them as

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workers or through student visas that

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sounds great bring your butt BYOB bring

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your own bombs whatever though who must

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be added a group call I think I lost her

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I feel so hard i went to go hit unmute

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united hang up yep you got a buddy jack

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was jacking off while we were doing the

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show he had us on mute yes

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big bunch of skype fell today god damn

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it Jeff can you just wait it's only

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gonna be like another 20 minutes yeah

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most had to happen so I have a little

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audio of a representative opening

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statements about the FBI director in

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front of Congress you want to hear that

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real quick is like about a minute diet

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like this idea it's just a little little

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some yeah here we go I'm planning right

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now sounds like you're just standing

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there mystified and confused by the fact

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pattern that you laid out and the

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conclusions that you reached it seems

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that there are two standards and there's

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no consequence for these types of

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activities and dealing in a careless way

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with classified information it seems to

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a lot of us that the average Joe the

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average American but they if they had

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done what you laid out in your statement

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that they'd be in handcuffs and they

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might be on their way to jail and they

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probably should yeah and I think there

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is a legitimate concern that there is a

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double standard there is and that's what

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he said yeah that's that's name isn't

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Clinton yeah that's kind of what the

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everyone its kind of saying yeah they'll

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even in yours are even who left wingers

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oh yeah the Bernie Bernie people they

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got lead in like this this is Bernie

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shot to get the nomination yeah right

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and that didn't happen I know it's

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almost like the whole system is set up

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it not is it not it's weird I still

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don't think Trump's gonna get elected

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but I you know I I mean if I mean the

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only thing that could happen is that

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they get Hillary elected and then all

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the Trump people are like well like the

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Bernie people who are like well how the

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hell did she actually win like they're

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just gonna steal it right in front of

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everybody because I feel like there's

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definitely more people who hate Hillary

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love Bernie and hate the system and will

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vote for Trump just to [\h__\h] it all over

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I hope so still see that I want to see

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that disruption I want to see that

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disruption but I think Hillary will

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still win I think I think so I think she

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will win it any in all costs that's what

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the Clintons do they they slide cheat

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and steal and claw her way to the top

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that's what their grad I mean remember

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what happened with a bill clinch tire he

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he made it through that yeah he a flat

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tire but he persevered and change that

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tire yeah there with a flat tire with

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the flat tire the monthly money mart

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blue you could feel the air go out of it

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yep exactly the bill persevered and got

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over that flat tire they go type so I

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got out and walked around a little

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that's for city that's right you did

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Bill use you didn't care yeah yeah 14th

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space what's that Joe's talking along

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14th a night street ok ok that's where

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you were ok I got whacked oh Jesus

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that's the separate day ya later on i

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gots more headlines here for you and I

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do respect the man for turning his life

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around the way he did in the face of

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adversity 90,000 secret CIA files on

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telepathy clairvoyance and MK ULTRA have

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been published all right we don't have

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time to read all those O'Malley thousand

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right now not right now cyclists saved

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his penis after being struck by

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lightning

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I want it meant yeah let's go cover that

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one how did he had his penis save him

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from lightning yes 41 year old man from

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Croatia was struck by lightning but in a

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stroke of luck his penis miraculously

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earth him and saved his life ah this

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person was struck by lightning Wow was

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struck by lightning Wow but saved by his

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penis when the charge traveled through

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his earphones and into his junk skipping

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his chest in saving his life when found

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he was sitting in the rain and folks

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said that he was giving off steam the

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mail online reports that the medics

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branded him and branding it as a miracle

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and the charge missed his heart and went

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straight to his penis he was wearing

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thick rubber boots so the church could

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not exit through his feet under normal

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circumstances it would have but it exit

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through his pants he's got lightning

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dick yeah he must have blushed oberst a

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lot of blood vessel semen ability to

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boner yeah thankfully his penis earth

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him when the charge connected to his

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earphones hey time out yeah in in a

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comic book action movie this is the kind

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of thing that gets you special powers so

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suggests point yeah what if he doesn't

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get erect again what if he has like

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electro penis yeah like he battles uh

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super villains by whipping out his dick

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and shooting legging out of it right

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like what if he can just like jack off

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in in like murder folks like assassinate

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this guy is he's realized Cyclops yeah

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but with this dick yeah yeah yes that

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this whole suit is like arranged around

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his dick he's got like arrows on his

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chest pointing downwards everything and

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he will totally shoot you dead yet they

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fast jacks come holy [\h__\h] watch out he's

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a 1 stroker he's one of those guys just

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like Shh his digs always out yeah he's

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got it you can't I mean if you're and I

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got gonna walk into the situation with

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the sheave you gotta have that thing out

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and ready always ready to go absolutely

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this is a really gay podcast a little

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bit it's a little gay it's just a little

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bit yeah probably bill no we just we're

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talking about this is the exact

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conversation anybody have when they

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heard that story yeah his dick crowded

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dying it saved them saved him from near

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death now here's another headline here a

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court okies trial for girl who texted

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boyfriend urging him to commit suicide

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all right I do you that in yet the

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internet every day when i go and fortune

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yeah i would do that i'll do the same

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for you yes I'm gonna do it man go ahead

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do it [\h__\h] kill yourself Brazilian

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soldiers being our patron rio olympic

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venues amid rising crime or the olympics

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in brazil gonna be a real [\h__\h] show the

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other could be disaster they don't have

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a lot of money they already in dead

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there's the Zika virus there is a crime

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wave shits shit's going down well this

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shit's not complete yet yeah this venues

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that aren't completely like literally

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start next month I think they need a two

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hundred million dollars to complete I

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got that on me yeah I got that I'll

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swing you some change start a GoFundMe

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so this a [\h__\h] one here and read

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earlier I saw the headline in New Jersey

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New Jersey he forces a mom the pace on

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the student loan debt saying his murders

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not meeting the threshold for loan

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forgiveness yes and she wasn't even a

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cosigner to that loan she's his next of

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kin and so when her son died and he had

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student loans it goes right onto you

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what a bunch of [\h__\h] Ellen pay him a

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here's a headline here shoppers throw

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cans and use baseball bats in

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Walmart melee I mean about 30 people and

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I'm a Walmart brawl it's to get old

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Kentucky smooth yet have I hear mark

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zuckerberg zuckerberg is building a wall

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around his Hawaiian estate about a

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six-foot walls building around his

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[\h__\h] estate he said our country

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doesn't need walls reporters I forgot

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yeah you're right oops but apparently

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it's pissing off his neighbors in Hawaii

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Eliza so he needs a wall but and he's a

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person but I guess our country doesn't

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need a wall well and if you see the

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pictures i've read this article it's

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been around the pictures do the most

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damage to this because it was by what

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neighbors describe a an untouched

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coastline with just like nobody cared

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like you just run amok and just go see

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stuff because nobody cared it was it was

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like beautiful and then mark officially

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bought this land that people normally

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were just like oh yeah they're out on

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our property no mark says we gotta build

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a fence and we don't want you on our

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property because this is our view now

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and it has completely destroyed a

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coastline view in hawaii for people in a

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community that kind of have dependent

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like they've lived in that area because

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they loved it and then this guy builds

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this giant wall but he's Mark Zuckerberg

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so you know I wanted off just like it

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stand on the shore and jerk off into the

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ocean I like that I mean as we do as a

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billionaire you and he might as well

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nobody's gonna nobody's gonna rest him

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you can just in the cops will be like

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wow dude you've got a great show I said

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I don't mind I'm doing this I just don't

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like the hypocrisy I don't like that uh

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we can believe whatever you want about

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Facebook yeah i think that they secure

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eight uh the news feeds for people to

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make it more uh guess left-leaning i

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mean when he called left is more social

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justice friendly as opposed to the right

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articles of the the conservative

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articles he says he has no control over

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the algorithm

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delivery I just a he's a [\h__\h]

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hypocrite he's a complete hit-girl

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lefties are hypocrites because it's like

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they they love multiculturalism but like

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angle Merkel like do you think she lives

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in a community where there are you know

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a hundred Somalis that live in the next

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building down now oh no thanks no no yes

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no yes no okay no no no what what all

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right go go what a another headline here

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no longer conspiracy the CIA director

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admits plans for aerosol spraying we're

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have to cover this much in a much longer

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format on the next next the pocket an

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episode in do some research into this I

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I saw this I love this let's do this

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yeah next episode we're going all

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chemtrails damn trash we're gonna spray

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the [\h__\h] out of you all chemtrails all

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the time look into the Tavistock

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Institute owned by George Soros it's

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apparently the big goon oh yeah no no

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yeah yeah I'm all right going down to

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some more headlines here Saudi King vows

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and iron fist against attackers

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apparently Saudi Arabia has been the

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victim of some terrorist attacks some

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suicide bombers and they're vowing

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revenge and an iron fist which is kind

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of unusual this might be a shot across

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the bow for Saudi Arabia if they don't

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get in line that's wondering like [\h__\h]

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support that kind of thing so who is

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bombing Saudi Arabia like who would do

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this who's claiming responsibility

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tiger-man King has vowed that his

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government will strike with an iron fist

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the day after a series of bombings in

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his country or security guards were

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killed on Monday I'll sign the Prophet

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prophet's mosque in Medina Islam's

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second holiest sites I'm trying to

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figure out who actually claimed

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was it your mom it wasn't my mom no she

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wasn't responsible no not this time no

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but she isn't known terrorist who does

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suicide bomb she actually responsible

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for 38 suicide bombings she's a [\h__\h] she

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keeps killing herself over and over

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again she's way better than cats yeah um

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I'm trying to see who's taking

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responsibility for this a many observers

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suspect the Islamic state of being

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behind these bombings but that doesn't

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make any sense because Saudi Arabia

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funds the Islamic stake state so well

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that is not officially not officially

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but you know back channels so I can only

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conclude that this is a message sent to

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Saudi Arabia that hey you think that

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revolution uh in in in Libya can't

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happen here again I I want to find out

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who's behind us awful-looking this

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little bit more it's probably mom it's

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not my mom-jo sorry Santa supporters

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meltdown over FBI's decision on Clinton

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is a video of that but how much of a

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meltdown it is I have a good standards

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about them yeah you keep your keep you

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thing going i have a girl crying about

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Sanders nothing friend I have video of a

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woman who used a baby to be boyfriend I

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like this okay way better source well

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yeah it is I kind of like that here is a

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video of just your baby and beat a

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boyfriend okay the mom accused of using

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her infant as a weapon to attack her

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boyfriend is speaking out tonight yeah

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eighteen-year-old Tatiana allantoin owe

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you 6 reporter erik sandoval by phone

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just a short time ago she denied the

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accusation she used her baby to hit her

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boyfriend what do you have to say to

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those people who claim that they saw you

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they claim that I used the weapon one

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for the baby jerod his father in the eye

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who were there personally wha have been

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standing right there told the cops that

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I did not and they told me can see us

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that awesome totally did yeah now Alan

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told new sick she got into an argument

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with the baby's dad on daytona beach

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near the ocean walk resort this happened

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yesterday witnesses called 911 saying

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she hit him with their six-month-old

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child before throwing the baby into the

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sand wow she arguing with the meal first

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yeah and she threw the baby Adam she

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took my baby by like your body and he

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hit the baby against the man and his

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through the baby down ah now Alan says

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the baby's father was holding the child

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when she tried to hit him back after he

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assaulted her she says he dropped the

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baby in the sand we've learned she is

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bonding out of jail hey what happened

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okay so first of all I think we need to

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ban babies yes they're dangerous weapons

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dangerous or you gotta get registered

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you need a background check before you

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have Academy maybe she get through it in

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a garbage can I mean throw it in the

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sand some can step on it yeah look if

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you throw in the sand someone some kids

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gonna come along and find that baby and

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use it themselves yeah and though just

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what are they gonna do they're gonna

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they're gonna start beating people up

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with this baby and on your side throwing

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it like a grenade yeah yeah next thing

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you know someone's gonna walk into a gay

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nightclub and hit people with babies

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yeah that's exactly what they're going

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to do are you gonna go into an

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elementary school with a handful of

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babies they're just gonna do like this

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tornado move where they just spin around

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and this movie ape just hit with

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toddlers in the back baby baby yeah yeah

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baby I'm baby violence here's another

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headline here uh suspect found in bed

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with mannequin stolen from hustler store

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okay who hasn't been caught doing that

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mom she's fairly common get the hottest

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ones man sues yet again for a chance to

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marry his computer

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nice must love that is his personal

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jacking computer yes let me get windows

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95 on yeah I got a plug-in for your

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Canada city under fire for shooting down

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kids lemonade stand over a lack of work

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permit geez I read this article they

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wanted the the one of these kids to have

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a work permit to set up a lemonade stand

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and so they have a license and it's like

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oh like yet to give your exact zoning

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specifications and it's like a 48-page

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document that these kids have to fill

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out I think the only thing I want to

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point out is there this is it is it

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there what they're white yeah they are

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there a little way yeah so there is and

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the only reason why they're not dead is

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because they're white privilege because

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if they were black kids in a black

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neighborhood they'd be convicted on

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cocaine charges and shot in the head

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that maybe I don't know I'm just making

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stuff up in a bar yeah it'll appeal to

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somebody the asian minute is concerned

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about the Kim jong-un's wait this it

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looks like that the Korean leader is

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putting on a lot of weight on is putting

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on weight apparently quite a lot of it

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maybe you've noticed the North Korean

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leader looks a little chunkier than he

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used to how dare you that's sad pay

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attention to those explosions shaming

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they are fat shaming this dictator yeah

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he's got white privilege though

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television south korea's national

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intelligence service pays close

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attention and told the parliaments

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Intelligence Committee on friday that

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Kim has packed on nearly 90 pounds over

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the last four years God dang these guys

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can eat dude wat nothing good deals

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meeting binging and just drinking and

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just like I don't know but funneling

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custard or something yeah but [\h__\h]

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custard he but chugs cakes and pies from

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dennys and washes the down was like

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but funnels a few dark beers he's

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closely but bundles he doesn't eat

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anymore yeah very very big big but

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filing period let's just kick the food

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in my ass this kick it up early tips the

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scales at a little under 300 pounds the

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spies are involved in this weight

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watching because of the potential health

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effects the chair of the Intelligence

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Committee says Kim is suffering from

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insomnia and some unidentified diseases

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associated with obesity so he just gets

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up in the middle night and scars eating

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that season sounding NSE egg yeah he

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adds the North Korean leaders under a

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lot of stress because of fears about his

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safety they call him night cookie cookie

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this fear this vigilante of North Korea

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he's also a dictator by day night cookie

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by night I wanted that to the command

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gamer name hey cookie so good it sounds

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violent yet like passive yeah eating an

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extensive drinking earlier last week

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north korean television surprisingly

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showed a quick shot of kim sleeping

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during a meeting of the Supreme People's

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Assembly he's a dyad night cook you had

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a long night of fighting crime and

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eating cookies not cooking it up I know

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this official you all look like duh

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politics ah epping during government

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events can be dangerous in North Korea

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unless your title was something like

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dear respected comrade and supreme

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commander of the Korean People's Army

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South Korea's National Intelligence

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Service says a senior military official

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fell asleep in a military rally last

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year near Pyongyang and dear respected

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comrade Kim had him executed with the

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age minute bill dorman Hawaii Public

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Radio that's right not double state what

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name is a double standard again he's

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getting Hillary Clinton treatment

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exactly hot dogs yeah hot dog that's

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right hillary and kim jong hoon are the

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same basically it let's uh let's get the

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F out of here how about that that's it

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for us today and that's that's the new

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whos and whats gonna play us out chicken

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dinner there's no words there to play us

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out no goin live good all 46 pal yeah

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how you doing Joe well that's something

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look it's been what was going on and

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what is going on what about now Oh like

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that just what it fun now but it's what

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about now oh that's good I love that one

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I want to marry a guy and a babe that's

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what I want to do that's what I want to

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do but I get Doug me part 2 we can cover

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what else we need to come we had a good

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story we've been holed with winning

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winning winning only I can remember what

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was the other story we couldn't hold it

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was a good one he received ah the

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chemtrails we're gonna put on hold for

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tampa bay all Janice chemtrails put on

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hold till next week and uh definitely uh

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thank you for everyone for listening and

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subscribing to our YouTube channel lot

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of fun and chicanery and in cawker II

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going on in the YouTube channel knock

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puckery not cookery ha curry yes cut not

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[\h__\h] riorca curry or cookery yes

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chicanery it's something like that

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shenanigan is is should get man excuse

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me excuse me excuse me we're having

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shenanigans ohms over there oh my ball

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balls balls every camera straight that I

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book an apple a bill you're talking

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backwards yes yeah Jack it hard and hate

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them and spit on them while you do it

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yes that's impossible yeah now is it

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like a toilet okay sweet Jesus holy

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Toledo all right guys well we're gonna

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be getting out of here any final parting

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words um nothing too much i'll be on

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zomboid here lipid later all right well